We, the members of the EOAA have decided to make this liberal progressive U of M into the Liberty University of the north and have adopted the following rules. 1) Sexual activity outside of marriage between a man and woman shall not be tolerated, even if consensual, and shall result in the expulsion of the male participant. See example Djam 2) Group sex will not be tolerated even if consensual and shall result in expulsion of all male participants. 3) Videotaping of any sexual activity, even if consensual, is not permitted and shall result in expulsion of any male participant. 4) If you witness any sexual activity outside of marriage you are to immediately try to stop it, even if consensual, and then immediately report it to the authorities. Failure to do so shall result in suspension for one year for any male athlete. 5) Females who are flirting, acting suggestive, and performing oral sex even on minors, are not indicating a willingness to have further sex and shall be held blameless. 6) Furthermore, these rules shall not apply to whites, gays, lesbians, or any non athlete so therefore shall only apply to black male student athletes.