The boots thread where Zeke said "nice boobs" got me thinking about other socially awkward moments. When I was in college I was barhopping with one of my roommates. We walked into kind of a roadhouse bar and it was full of chicks. We both were pretty blitz but my friend was up for dancing. Me not so much so I sat down and watched him get shot down by a couple times before we realized we were in a lesbian bar. Thankfully no one got upset and we finished our drinks and moved on.