Meaningless CFB predictions:
--Ole Miss's illegal recruiting will get outed in the next couple years, but espn will somehow lean on the ncaa to prevent any loss of post season opportunities and there will be minimal scholarship losses.
--Jim Harbaugh will get a commit from a superstar recruit from a very strict religious upbringing. Harbaugh will become ordained and officiate the recruit's wedding. Urban Meyer will make a joke about it and talk about how 'serious' Ohio state is by comparison.
--Minnesota will win 10+ games in 2016. The Gophers will sign a top 35 class in 2017. Opie will stubbornly refuse to give Claeys credit, and will state that Claeys has no business being a head coach until he 'listens to the ultimate warrior and drops 100 pounds'
--Ryan James will get a HC job at a local high school. GI won't know what to do without his bball coverage.
--MOC will join a book club
--AZJ will grudgingly give the Gophees credit all next season only to do a 180 immediately after the season ends--suddenly making lots of doom and gloom statements about the state of the 2017 class.
--Dantonio, sick of Harbaugh's media domination, will whip the Wolverines on the field next year and afterwards he will donate blood to an ailing family member of one of his players. Will state that 'Harbaugh might have had a chance if they'd drawn blood before the game'
--Tracy Claeys will dance in the locker room after a big conference win and opie will inexplicably complain that he 'shouldn't dance at his size'
--Schroeder will return to DT, but only if It looks like he can celebrate a win for his top team.
--AAD and OPD will come to blows after a game during a heated argument about BBQing techniques.
--STP will become a booster at a top football school in Texas, then immediately chirp all over the board about how his school's 'got half a dozen guys who could start for Minnesota tomorrow'
--In August I will pick Minnesota to win 11+ games and Leidner to win Big 10 Offensive POY. Another poster will criticize Leidner in an exaggerated overly negative way and question my sanity in the process. I will stew in my frustration until Leidner's next big game. At that point I will demand an apology from the OP, I'll address this issue in a drunk thread titled:
This post will lead directly to my 2nd ban. I'll decide it was worth it.
--Ole Miss's illegal recruiting will get outed in the next couple years, but espn will somehow lean on the ncaa to prevent any loss of post season opportunities and there will be minimal scholarship losses.
--Jim Harbaugh will get a commit from a superstar recruit from a very strict religious upbringing. Harbaugh will become ordained and officiate the recruit's wedding. Urban Meyer will make a joke about it and talk about how 'serious' Ohio state is by comparison.
--Minnesota will win 10+ games in 2016. The Gophers will sign a top 35 class in 2017. Opie will stubbornly refuse to give Claeys credit, and will state that Claeys has no business being a head coach until he 'listens to the ultimate warrior and drops 100 pounds'
--Ryan James will get a HC job at a local high school. GI won't know what to do without his bball coverage.
--MOC will join a book club
--AZJ will grudgingly give the Gophees credit all next season only to do a 180 immediately after the season ends--suddenly making lots of doom and gloom statements about the state of the 2017 class.
--Dantonio, sick of Harbaugh's media domination, will whip the Wolverines on the field next year and afterwards he will donate blood to an ailing family member of one of his players. Will state that 'Harbaugh might have had a chance if they'd drawn blood before the game'
--Tracy Claeys will dance in the locker room after a big conference win and opie will inexplicably complain that he 'shouldn't dance at his size'
--Schroeder will return to DT, but only if It looks like he can celebrate a win for his top team.
--AAD and OPD will come to blows after a game during a heated argument about BBQing techniques.
--STP will become a booster at a top football school in Texas, then immediately chirp all over the board about how his school's 'got half a dozen guys who could start for Minnesota tomorrow'
--In August I will pick Minnesota to win 11+ games and Leidner to win Big 10 Offensive POY. Another poster will criticize Leidner in an exaggerated overly negative way and question my sanity in the process. I will stew in my frustration until Leidner's next big game. At that point I will demand an apology from the OP, I'll address this issue in a drunk thread titled:
This post will lead directly to my 2nd ban. I'll decide it was worth it.
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