If the site crashes next signing day, you are not allowed to post on your own site except for an apology to all of the amazing members on this site, and offer up free membership for a year. If the site doesn't crash, I will buy a lifetime subscription and never speak poorly of you or this site again! Also, I will pay for 42 to stick around so he doesn't leave for that two-timing Burns site.
Boom!
Boom!