A few fired-up "fleckhead flockers" insist I must row today or go away, but I MUST just resist.
I must decline, at this time because the jury is out, don't like the cult and paddling's not my thing.
To this flocking cult that demands complete compliance with this "oar" alliance, I'll stand in defiance.
I will not get in that boat and ROW, I will WADE through lake or stream to see my GOPHER team.
I will NOT promote any cult that tries to PRESSURE and EXTRACT from me all of my free will.
With free speech and thought intact I will WADE this year, NO boat or FLOCKers paddle will stop me.
Beat the stinking badger, GOPHER!
I must decline, at this time because the jury is out, don't like the cult and paddling's not my thing.
To this flocking cult that demands complete compliance with this "oar" alliance, I'll stand in defiance.
I will not get in that boat and ROW, I will WADE through lake or stream to see my GOPHER team.
I will NOT promote any cult that tries to PRESSURE and EXTRACT from me all of my free will.
With free speech and thought intact I will WADE this year, NO boat or FLOCKers paddle will stop me.
Beat the stinking badger, GOPHER!
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