1. We have 4 seasons
2. We have a really big mall
3. We have a really really big lake(you can swim from Duluth to London if you want)
4. You can piss in the Mississippi and have it go all the way to New Orleans
5. We elected a pro wrestler govenor
6. Stuart Smalley is our senator
7. We have the Packers
8. We had Prince but I guess he died
9. We have the worlds largest ball of twine
10. We kicked STP out
11. We have abducted OPD's kid (he ain't going back ever!)
2. We have a really big mall
3. We have a really really big lake(you can swim from Duluth to London if you want)
4. You can piss in the Mississippi and have it go all the way to New Orleans
5. We elected a pro wrestler govenor
6. Stuart Smalley is our senator
7. We have the Packers
8. We had Prince but I guess he died
9. We have the worlds largest ball of twine
10. We kicked STP out
11. We have abducted OPD's kid (he ain't going back ever!)