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Name something you've done that DT'ers would make fun of...

GopherJim

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We need to liven this joint up tonight, so I'll start.

This Spring my wife and I took a 10-day cruise to the southern Caribbean. Since my wife decided to be part of something that completely embarrassed her on the ship, I decided to repay her efforts by embarrassing myself, so I joined in the...

"World's Sexiest Man" competition.

Holy hell was that interesting. The line-up was...

1. A 50-year old guy that completely takes care of himself and clearly looks at himself in the mirror all the time (The eventual winner).

2. An overweight Vancouver Canucks fan that I believe is 100% "India" Indian.

3. Someone that looks like a bar regular with a gut.

4. A 75-year old guy that had an eye patch.

5. Vang (or what I imagine Vang to be like)

6. The Indian Canucks fan's 17 year old son.

7. A feminine latino dude that clearly had practice pole-dancing.

8. Me


We each had to describe ourselves and give our best assets. My wife said I had a great ass, so of course the song they played for me was none other than Sir-Mix-Alot's "I like big butts".

I had planned a routine to be funny and it played out pretty well, but the ship's audience wasn't in to a frighteningly white boy from Minnesota.

Some of the funny songs that were played for the competition was Punjabi MC/Jay-Z's "Beware" for the India dude and Daddy Yankee's "La Gasolina" for the feminine latino douche.

Hilarious and embarrasing.

The things you'd make fun of are...

1. I had an undershirt on (with a slight tear in the collar). I took my T-shirt off I had over it and immediately ripped my undershirt off my chest like I was Hulk Hogan. I've never done that before and had always wanted to do that.

2. I stuffed my shorts with a pair of socks and proceeded to pull them out during my routine.

3. I believe I took 7th place, only beating Vang.


Whatta ya got?
 
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