I am not one to make light of suicide since it is usually the actions of a very mentally ill person but this douche? Names himself "War machine" and then is so tough he beats the shit out of his girlfriend, kidnaps her, etc. I am glad he survived and will hopefully spend his remaining days and years in prison.
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/11713977/war-machine-attempts-suicide-las-vegas-jail-cell
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/11713977/war-machine-attempts-suicide-las-vegas-jail-cell