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Poll
Fun poll over at OTE, so I'm linking it here, plus doing our own poll:
- By AhliBobwa
- Inside Gopher Nation
- 14 Replies
http://www.offtackleempire.com/2016...big-ten?_ga=1.136687664.1078560265.1467928112
Over at OTE, they are doing a new poll to compare to their poll from 5 years ago. The poll tracks how much each Big 10 fan base hates/likes fellow Big 10 squads. So I recreated the 'hate' part here. You get to pick the 3 other Big squads you
For me this was easy:
Ahlibobwa Hate index:
1a) Wisconsin--I hate the skunks with the all consuming fire of a thousand suns. I hate their stupid mascot: a skunk parading around in a popcorn box. I hate their morbidly obese, cheese gorging, drunken fanbase that believes CFB began in 1992. If Kim Jong un led the North Korean army into Madison to play Wisconsin, I would show up in military fatigues, goose stepping and screaming North Korean propaganda all the way into Camp Randall
2b) I hate Iowa. I hate their hideous uniforms---which, let's be honest, are just cheap looking Steelers' knock offs. I hate their insular, close minded, inbred fanbase. I hate that no matter how many times we beat them they still manage to convince themselves they are better than us, mostly because they have a gigantic inferiority complex about the Twin Cities. I hate that tobacco chewing, low talking, boring as chalk Captain Kirk.
But who is the other team I hate? Why Michigan of course.
2) Michigan: I hate that Michigan and Minnesota are 2 of CFB's historic powers, but they look at us like we're the dregs. I hate that we had them beat after one of their players body slammed Mitch Leidner, but their WWE style HC ran to the refs and demanded they pick up the flag. Incredibly, the refs did just that. 'Eff Jim Harbaugh. I hate that the Lil' Brown Jug, the oldest and most historic trophy in CFB, has been relegated to a side show due to decades of ineptitude.
I hate that we had them beat last year and that would have been 2 wins in a row. That would have helped bring juice back to the rivalry. The Gophers are rising and there's no reason why we shouldn't be as powerful a program as Michigan at some point.
I also hate that all the undergrads in Ann Arbor think they're slam poets. Newsflash: nobody likes slam poetry and even if they did, 99.9% of them suck at it.
So there's my hate. In the comments please describe your hate to me. I wanna stew in all the hate from now until the season starts.
I don't hate people because of their race, religion, sexual orientation, or beliefs.
But I hate those 3 teams and their insufferable fanbases.
I also dislike Northwestern a lot, but they don't rise to the level of hate.
Someday I will probably hate Nebraska, but we've done pretty well against them and their fan base is largely respectful. However, once we beat them 3 or 4 times in a row my guess is they stop being so nice.
I can't wait for that.
#SKIUMAH
#SPORTSHATEISTHEPURESTHATE
#GoldenGophers
#WhoHatesIowa?
#BetterDeadthanRed
Over at OTE, they are doing a new poll to compare to their poll from 5 years ago. The poll tracks how much each Big 10 fan base hates/likes fellow Big 10 squads. So I recreated the 'hate' part here. You get to pick the 3 other Big squads you
For me this was easy:
Ahlibobwa Hate index:
1a) Wisconsin--I hate the skunks with the all consuming fire of a thousand suns. I hate their stupid mascot: a skunk parading around in a popcorn box. I hate their morbidly obese, cheese gorging, drunken fanbase that believes CFB began in 1992. If Kim Jong un led the North Korean army into Madison to play Wisconsin, I would show up in military fatigues, goose stepping and screaming North Korean propaganda all the way into Camp Randall
2b) I hate Iowa. I hate their hideous uniforms---which, let's be honest, are just cheap looking Steelers' knock offs. I hate their insular, close minded, inbred fanbase. I hate that no matter how many times we beat them they still manage to convince themselves they are better than us, mostly because they have a gigantic inferiority complex about the Twin Cities. I hate that tobacco chewing, low talking, boring as chalk Captain Kirk.
But who is the other team I hate? Why Michigan of course.
2) Michigan: I hate that Michigan and Minnesota are 2 of CFB's historic powers, but they look at us like we're the dregs. I hate that we had them beat after one of their players body slammed Mitch Leidner, but their WWE style HC ran to the refs and demanded they pick up the flag. Incredibly, the refs did just that. 'Eff Jim Harbaugh. I hate that the Lil' Brown Jug, the oldest and most historic trophy in CFB, has been relegated to a side show due to decades of ineptitude.
I hate that we had them beat last year and that would have been 2 wins in a row. That would have helped bring juice back to the rivalry. The Gophers are rising and there's no reason why we shouldn't be as powerful a program as Michigan at some point.
I also hate that all the undergrads in Ann Arbor think they're slam poets. Newsflash: nobody likes slam poetry and even if they did, 99.9% of them suck at it.
So there's my hate. In the comments please describe your hate to me. I wanna stew in all the hate from now until the season starts.
I don't hate people because of their race, religion, sexual orientation, or beliefs.
But I hate those 3 teams and their insufferable fanbases.
I also dislike Northwestern a lot, but they don't rise to the level of hate.
Someday I will probably hate Nebraska, but we've done pretty well against them and their fan base is largely respectful. However, once we beat them 3 or 4 times in a row my guess is they stop being so nice.
I can't wait for that.
#SKIUMAH
#SPORTSHATEISTHEPURESTHATE
#GoldenGophers
#WhoHatesIowa?
#BetterDeadthanRed